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5 Mind-Blowingly Awful Thanksgiving Centerpieces and What Your Guests Would Think If You Used Them

Warning: The following “centerpieces” were deemed acceptable aesthetic focal points by at least one person in human history. This is all you need to know.

The “Handmade Furry Cone Turkey” Centerpiece

You can actually buy this on Amazon. Those who bought this also bought The Texas Chain Saw Massacre.

What your guests would say to be polite: “His little wings are really pinecones? How fun!”
What your guests would be thinking: “KILL IT.”

“The Googly-Eyed Gourds” Centerpiece

A snapshot from your nightmares, this idea for a centerpiece is perfect for those who love being stared at silently as they eat.

What your guests would say to be polite: “Charlotte, you are so good with crafts!”
What your guests would be thinking: “Charlotte really needs help, man.”

The “Plants vs Zombies” Centerpiece

Someone had this made for their event. There were no survivors.

What your guests would say to be polite: “(Chuckle, playful shove.) Where do you come up with this stuff?!”
What your guests would be thinking: “Where does she come UP with this stuff?”

The Lego Centerpiece

While fun in theory, this centerpiece loses its charm after Grandpa accidentally swallows the tea kettle piece.

What your guests would say to be polite: “The kids will go crazy for this!”
What your guests would be thinking: “Must keep away from kids’ plates.”

The “Potato Butts” Centerpiece

Aaaand that’s our cue to pack it up. Have a great weekend, everyone! Our next posts will be all about filling your Thanksgiving with great tastes… and good taste.

(P.S. There are more awful Thanksgiving centerpieces here.)

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